December 17, 2011

Three Myths

Filed under: Politics — Matt @ 7:43 pm

On my Facebook news feed a little while ago I saw a link to an article called “Three Myths about the Detention Bill.” I thought, Oh, good, it’ll turn out I was wrong and worrying for nothing.

No such luck. Glenn Greenwald lays out these three myths put forth by supporters of the bill, and knocks them down with no difficulty and no ambiguity. (What still amazes me is that this bill has supporters. It’s such a piece of poxy anti-American fuckery, just on the face of it.)

You can go read for yourself if you have a strong stomach, but in a nutshell:

  • Before now, we indefinitely detained foreign terror suspects just ’cause we thought we could. Now when this bill becomes law, we’ll have to.
  • Before now, the war on terror was supposed to be limited to operatives responsible for 9/11 (though of course it wasn’t really so limited in practice). Now when this bill becomes law, it could be anyone, anywhere.
  • Before now, we figured we could probably detain domestic terror suspects if we wanted (not to mention have them assassinated). Now, when this bill becomes law, sure as shootin’ we will. (We just don’t have to, the way we do with non-citizens.)

As I was saying the other day:

This is a substantial statutory escalation of the War on Terror and the President’s powers under it, and it occurs more than ten years after 9/11, with Osama bin Laden dead, and with the U.S. Government boasting that virtually all Al Qaeda leaders have been eliminated and the original organization (the one accused of perpetrating 9/11 attack) rendered inoperable.

And if you’re not depressed enough just yet, here, let me help you out:

What’s particularly ironic (and revealing) about all of this is that former White House counsel Greg Craig assured The New Yorker‘s Jane Mayer back in February, 2009 that it’s “hard to imagine Barack Obama as the first President of the United States to introduce a preventive-detention law.” Four months later, President Obama proposed exactly such a law — one that The New York Times described as “a departure from the way this country sees itself, as a place where people in the grip of the government either face criminal charges or walk free” — and now he will sign such a scheme into law.

Now contrast that with this:

I can’t stand the cognitive dissonance. Someone for fuck’s sake fix it.

 

December 16, 2011

RIP, Good Sir

Filed under: Humanism — Matt @ 12:58 am

Hitch has died.

I didn’t agree with him on everything, but this is right on:

The only position that leaves me with no cognitive dissonance is atheism. It is not a creed. Death is certain, replacing both the siren-song of Paradise and the dread of Hell. Life on this earth, with all its mystery and beauty and pain, is then to be lived far more intensely: we stumble and get up, we are sad, confident, insecure, feel loneliness and joy and love. There is nothing more; but I want nothing more.

 

December 15, 2011

This Post Will Probably Someday Disappear

Filed under: Politics — Matt @ 11:43 pm

I’m not usually a gloom-and-doom sort of fellow. Well, okay, I totally am, but it usually concerns my weight. On larger movements and trends in the world at large, I usually manage to remain positive. I maintain perspective by reminding myself that the middle of the 20th century was a major suckfest: Great Depression, Hitler, World War II, Holocaust. Really, seriously, just chill, because Prop 8 in comparison is just an unfortunate blip.

Plus (I tell myself) don’t forget that before the 20th century, life was no picnic. I’m pretty sure if any one of us got dropped without warning into the 14th century, the horrifying things the GOP presidential candidates have said at their 4,000 debates wouldn’t seem nearly so awful.

But now there’s this: On Bill of Rights Day, the Senate passed a version of the National Defense Authorization Act which allows for indefinite detention of terrorism suspects. There is some question concerning whether this measure includes U.S. citizens. It does. It doesn’t. It does.

Who the fuck even knows at this point?

And that’s exactly the problem. If it’s open to interpretation, even a little bit, then you know what’ll happen. Someone will inevitably run with the interpretation that allows for someone to be locked away on suspicion of colluding with terrorists.

This is what you get when you barter your rights for safety. Check it out:

Supporters of the bill argued that current U.S. law is a combination of rulings and precedents that already allow indefinite detention of Americans. But they say that granting the military explicit authority to investigate and detain terrorism suspects–including Americans–is vital to ensuring the nation can keep up with an adaptable and changing enemy threat.

That’s utter bullshit. What enemy? Back in 2010–before the death of Osama bin Laden–Foreign Policy demonstrated that al Qaeda had lost much of its support in the Muslim world, that the group had failed in most of its aims, and that the size of the core group had shrunk to, maybe, a couple of hundred trained fighters. (It’s not that we won the war on terror, by the way, but rather that al Qaeda lost its hold on the Muslim imagination.)

This is not to say that al Qaeda has been neutralized, yay us, and we can just move on like nothing happened. It does mean that we can and should return to a law-enforcement approach to fighting terrorism. We can and should call off the forever war. We can and should recognize that if George W. Bush had read and acted on a fucking memo as he fucking should have, instead of clearing brush in Crawford, we would never have had to start the forever war in the first place.

But even so, here we are, ten years after 9/11, dropping our rights like they’re hot.

What the fuck is wrong with us?

Oh, but wait. I’m not even done yet.

The IMF warns that we’re heading for a second Great Depression after all. Paul Krugman has already issued the same warning. Right-wingers everywhere are using economic woes to seize and solidify power. Here in the U.S., we have a Democrat in the White House and Democrats hold a majority in the Senate, and only about a quarter of people are identifying as Republican–but the right-wingers are clearly in charge. They set the tone, they command the agenda, and they rule the media.

(I fully recognize that I’m part of the problem here. I’m constantly leaping on some outlandish thing a Republican has said and adding my snarky two cents to it. Righteous outrage can be a lot of fun, but it also gives more airplay to whatever the outlandish thing was.)

Look, y’all, here’s what it comes down to. I’m scared. And I’m more than a little broken-hearted. I feel betrayed by my president and my country.

I’ve never been one of those “American, fuck yeah!” dudes. I try not to be one of those dudes, because I know we’re not always right and we haven’t always done the right thing and our system–made up as it is of people–is flawed. Most of the time when we mess up, I think our hearts are genuinely in the right place. Sometimes, of course, we’re just belligerent dumbasses, and now, my friends, is one of those times. We are being 24-karat gold-plated belligerent dumbasses (along with most of the industrialized nations, so at least we’re in good company). If our dumbassery goes unchecked long enough, I’m terrified that some bad shit’s gonna go down.

I’ve been wrong before. (For example, Bush’s reelection in 2004 did not, in fact, lead to the end of civilization.) I hope I’m wrong now. But I can’t help thinking that we got through World War I, the Great Depression, World War II, Watergate, the oil crisis and stagflation of the 70s, AIDS, the Cold War, the impeachment of Clinton, 9/11, and Bush’s eight miserable years in office. We narrowly averted a second Great Depression. And yet, after all of that, we’re making the same mistakes we’ve always made. Austerity instead of stimulus. Sabres instead of plowshares. Free-market free-for-all instead of economic justice. And now, yay us, Guantanamo Bay, that hideous, indefensible blot on our history and our national conscience, will likely never be closed. The “Yes, We Can!” guy who campaigned on closing it is now set to sign a law that will make it almost impossible to close–and may make it possible to send U.S. citizens there, just ’cause.

Again. I ask you. What the fuck is wrong with us?

P.S. About the title of this post… It refers to another lovely piece of legislation which will probably soon become law. You can read more here, but here’s the nutshell:

Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) … is a clever name for an Internet censorship bill straight out of an Orwellian nightmare….

Within a few days, your freedom of speech will be gone — post something controversial online, and the government can legally “disappear” it.

This is a brave new world. Watch what you say. Be mindful of who you associate with. You may criticize your government within the privacy of your own home, amongst close family or friends, but do not post negative comments online. Do not assemble. Do not protest. Do not agitate. Do not give “comfort” to the “enemy.”

P.P.S. Yes, I said I felt betrayed by Obama. Please do not tell me that I was naive to vote for him or trust him in the first place. And please do not call me an O-bot. Because:

  • I voted for Hillary Clinton in the primary and supported Obama in the general election. I have not agreed with everything he’s done. I’ve felt that he’s mostly made appropriate compromises when needed, even when I would have done things differently. There have been times when I really disagreed with his choices, but have come to see that things kinda-sorta worked out okay anyway. I understand why he might feel he needs to sign the NDAA, though I would certainly veto it. It may yet turn out okay. But I’m finding it almost impossible to defend or explain.
  • Yes, yes, any intelligent person should be coolly cynical about everything and never trust anyone ever, but how do you live like that? And yes, yes, the system is rotten to the core, and we need a viable third party like yesterday, but good luck with that.
  • “O-bot” is a convenient, one-word way of saying “person who doesn’t think Obama is the anti-Christ,” but at the end of the day, that’s not very useful, is it?

 

September 26, 2011

Under the Covers, Part Seventeen: 31-Marxist-Zombie-Novel Edition

Filed under: Books,Design — Tags: — Matt @ 1:29 am

Here’s a thing I’ve been meaning to do for weeks–finishing up the series I started here and continued here. Last time I looked at books about Iraq and Afghanistan, all read (or at least acquired) for my latest fiction project. Here are a couple of books left over from previous projects that never reached critical mass.*

For a novel set in the 70s, 31 Days: The Crisis That Gave Us the Government We Have Today about the first month of Gerald Ford’s presidency:

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September 20, 2011

Things I Happen to Know about Billy Joel

Filed under: Music — Tags: — Matt @ 3:08 am

By popular demand,* nine things I happen to know about Billy Joel, and one thing I completely made up. Spot the fake. It’ll be fun.

  • Before his solo career, Joel was briefly in a heavy metal band called Attila. Their only album is almost impossible to listen to.
  • Cold Spring Harbor, Billy Joel’s first solo album, was mastered incorrectly, making him sound like one of Alvin’s chipmunks. Oddly enough, this was not an auspicious start to his career.
  • “Piano Man” is autobiographical; Joel played piano bar for a couple of years, using the name William Martin (his first and middle names).
  • The Catholic church disapproved of the lyrics of “Only the Good Die Young” and accordingly banned The Stranger. The album nevertheless proved to be Joel’s breakout album. In other words, Billy Joel probably owes his success to the Catholic church.
  • “Just the Way You Are” is Billy Joel’s least favorite Billy Joel song. He’s never been particularly fond of it, and if Frank Sinatra’s take on it didn’t kill it, Joel’s divorce from the woman he wrote it for finished the job.
  • 52nd Street was the number one album of 1979, and it won two Grammys. That was also the year that disco peaked in popularity.
  • Joel never liked the whole “side one” and “side two” thing; he used to call them “a side” and “another side.”
  • “This Night,” a cut from An Innocent Man, borrows the tune of its chorus from a Beethoven sonata.
  • Joel’s 1986 album is called The Bridge because Joel saw it as a link between phases of his career. For example, it marked the first time he’d recorded a duet (with Ray Charles) and the first time he’d collaborated in writing a song (with Cyndi Lauper).
  • Billy Joel was briefly Secretary-General of the United Nations, but he quit to tour with Elton John.

Did you spot the fake? I bet you couldn’t.

* If “popular demand” can somehow be construed to mean “no one asked for this.”

 

September 18, 2011

Background Music, Part Two

Filed under: Music — Matt @ 1:26 am

Over the years, The Nylon Curtain has become my favorite Billy Joel album. It wasn’t the first I ever bought, and in the full fever of my adolescent obsession with all things Joel I may have listened more often to An Innocent Man or The Bridge, but nowadays it’s The Nylon Curtain that brings me back again and again. I love its intensity and the trippy 60s quality of its arrangements, and I love almost every song on it.*

I ended my previous post with “Laura,” a song from this album, and I’ll pick up with another: “A Room of Our Own.”

I love this song. When I sing along with it I do a blues-shouting kind of voice.** It’s awesome.

Nevertheless, if I compiled a list of my ten favorite Billy Joel songs, this one probably wouldn’t make the list. I added it to my “soundtrack” because, by god and boy howdy, we all need a goddamn room of our own.

There’s more than a kernel of truth in that old cliche, “opposites attract.” Todd and I are like fire and water–but that’s a good thing. When he goes tearing off in reckless disregard of finances, practicality, and societal convention, I’m there to pull him back. When I’m cowering under a table and don’t want to budge an inch, he drags me out into the world. And that’s all okay. He’s got business. I got the kids. It’s all right. We all need a place to call home, and for us, this is it.

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September 9, 2011

Background Music

Filed under: Music — Matt @ 2:33 am

Over at the Asiagoans blog, I had the distinct pleasure of being interviewed by L. Anne. Her questions were awesome and I had fun answering them … but … well … I started at 1:30 in the morning. By the time I got to the end, my answers were getting rather … spontaneous.

Here’s the last question:

If someone were to make a movie about your life, what would be the 12 songs on that soundtrack?

And here’s my answer:

In no particular order, subject to change without notice:

“Godless Brother in Love,” Iron and Wine
“Glad Man Singing,” Iron and Wine
“White Knuckles,” OK Go
“In Your Eyes,” Peter Gabriel
“Water’s Edge,” Ugly Purple Sweater
“Whale,” Yellow Ostrich
“Laura,” Billy Joel
“A Room of Our Own,” Billy Joel
“Sold,” Dan Mangan
“The Difficult Kind,” Sheryl Crow
“Lifetimes,” Sheryl Crow
“Sleep Forever,” Portugal. The Man

That little disclaimer above the list could conceivably be translated like so:

I made this list in 45 seconds and I have no idea why it contains these 12 songs and not 12 others.

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August 24, 2011

Good Night, Irene

Filed under: Travel — Matt @ 12:24 am

So Irene is rolling our way, but I won’t be here when she arrives. (If she arrives. The track has changed a lot since Monday, and it looks like the storm is veering east.)

I’m on my way to San Francisco for a business trip. The last time I was there, back in December, I spent almost the whole time in my hotel room, sick with the flu. You can pretty much see how I felt:

And that was after I started to get better. The bright side, if there was one, was that I discovered Zadin, an awesome Vietnamese restaurant in the Castro.

I’m hoping this trip will be a bit less of a disaster. Whatever happens, I’m going back to Zadin.

 

August 20, 2011

A Special Snowflake

Filed under: Geekery — Matt @ 6:25 pm

Since I spent way, way, way too much time on this, I feel I have to share it with you:

It’s a Koch snowflake. It’s for that writing workshop I’m doing in October.

How am I using it, you ask? Heh. Wouldn’t you like to know?

 

August 18, 2011

Save the Date: The Passionate, Accurate Novel

Filed under: Books,Writing — Matt @ 5:52 pm

I’m doing this workshop thing in a couple of months. It seems a long way away, but I’m totally psyched. I’m already doing the PowerPoint.

Time

Saturday, October 15, 2011 · 3:30pm – 5:30pm

Location

Charleston County Public Library – Mt. Pleasant Branch

More Info

In the best fiction of any genre, what occurs is both unexpected and inevitable. As acclaimed short story writer and essayist Carol Bly once wrote, “First and last, our problem is to make literature surprising.” What constitutes surprise is often the same thing that constitutes humor: something unexpectedly true. By focusing on plot, character, and setting in a conscious and empathetic way, writers can equip themselves with all the tools and techniques they need to place authentic characters in a believable story set in a convincing world.

Maybe you’ve always wanted to write a novel, but you don’t know where to start. Maybe you’ve gotten started, but you don’t know how to finish. Maybe you’ve got your eye on National Novel Writing Month in November, but you don’t want to jump in unprepared. This workshop can help. Using Bly’s excellent guide to writing fiction—The Passionate, Accurate Story: Making Your Heart’s Truth into Literature—as our guide, we’ll see how we can look within ourselves to find everything we need to bring unexpected—and yet inevitable—beauty and truth to our fictional worlds.

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